Lesson - Get a proper job moron
Dumb and Dumber |
Lesson - At least get a proper mask.
One will assume a robber would have made his research and try find out who lives where he is about to rob. But this dumb robber failed to carry out his assignment and walked into a house full of karate fighters to rob them of their valuables. Not only were they Karate fighters but they all have black belts. I am sure you don't have to guess what happened? Your guess is as good as mine, he got beaten both blue and black before been handed to the police.
Lesson - Do your research boy.
A man broke into a funeral home, I don't know what to steal at a funeral home but he broke in anyways. The police were alerted to the crime and when they came, the man decided to sleep in one of the coffins and pretended he was dead. Well, what gave him away? He breath and besides he was not wearing a suit like all dead people do, he was in a rather useless outfit so he was nicked.
Lesson - Never pretend to be dead except you are dead.
It doesn't get funnier than this. A man called a convenience store ahead to ask if there was money in their cash register before he decided to go in and rob them. This happened in ontario canada. The store owner did not have to think twice before alerting the police. The police were waiting for him as he turned up to take away their earnings.
Lesson - Never call in before you rob a store fool.
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